Post edited 6:50 am – February 10, 2012 by Jarhead

I thought I would start a thread where we could post some of our favorite quotes and truisms …..any quotes….any subject. 

Here are a couple to start with.

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
     - Pericles (430 B.C.)

 The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
      -Mark Twain

 What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
     - Edward Langley

All of these principles must be backed up by one's SKILL with a firearm, which requires training and practice. "YOU ARE NO MORE ARMED BECAUSE YOU ARE WEARING A PISTOL THAN YOU ARE A MUSICIAN BECAUSE YOU OWN A GUITAR."

    -Jeff Cooper

. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is
     to fill the world with fools.
     - Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

Post edited 6:50 am – February 13, 2012 by Jarhead

Terror is our best political weapon.

Adolph Hitler 

In my many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

John Adams

Suppose you're an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress, But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and  car keys to a teenage boy.

     - P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

 It's not whether you win or lose,
      but how you place the blame.

      You are not drunk
      if you can lie on the floor
      without holding on.

      We have enough "youth".
      How about a fountain of "smart"?

      The original point and click interface
      was a Smith & Wesson.

      A Fool and his money
      can throw one heck of a party

      When blondes have more fun,do they know it?

      Five days a week my body is a temple.
      The other two it's an amusement park.

      LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
      USE BIRTH CONTROL

      Money isn't everything,
      but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

      Don't Drink and Drive
      You might hit a bump and spill something.

      If at first you don't succeed
      skydiving is not for you

      Reality is only an illusion
      that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

      We are born naked, wet and hungry.
      Then things get worse.

      Red meat is not bad for you
      Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

      Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
      give the rest a bad name.

      Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
      to produce reproductive organs.

      Alabama state motto:
      At least we're not Mississippi

      ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
      MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

      The latest survey shows that
      three out of four people make
      up 75% of the population

      "You know why a banana is like a politician?"
      "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow
      and then he's rotten."

      "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
      you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
      identify their corporate sponsors."

      The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected
      is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living
      under the laws they've passed.

MW said:

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
      you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
      identify their corporate sponsors."

 

My favorite line. Ron Paul's NASCAR uniform would be the only one with only one sponsor and the only one with the American Flag AS the sponsor.

Some would be so cover with patches you couldn't see their uniform.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
     

 If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!