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3:18 pm
February 24, 2011


MW

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Post edited 3:18 pm – February 24, 2011 by MW


You stand next to your car pumping gas for $5.79/gallon, the warm summer wind blows through the cement parking lot and you smile at your wife who sits in the passenger seat of your 4x4 patiently waiting for you to finish so that you both can go on a much needed date night. As you turn away to replace the gas nozzle, you hear rapid footsteps and feel a sudden warm, fuzzy feeling in your head as your knees buckle beneath you. In your momentary loss of consiociousness you're aware of the sound of squealing tires and the throaty burn of V8. You shake your head, feel blood coursing from your right ear and look up to see that your vehicle -and your wife- are gone.

 

f**k

All the kings horses and all the kings men won’t be able to put the empire together again. -anonymous

3:25 pm
February 24, 2011


Gallo

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I call on-start and ask them to shut off the engine.

3:59 pm
February 24, 2011


fifteenfifty

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Gallo said:

I call on-start and ask them to shut off the engine.


 

Those on-star commercials where the cops catch the bad guys simply by remotely disabling their vehicle have (further) convinced me to never, ever, ever own a vehicle with on-star. Ever. <shudder>

4:24 pm
February 24, 2011


Sourdough

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MW said:

 You shake your head, feel blood coursing from your right ear and look up to see that your vehicle -and your wife- are gone.

 

f**k


Damn, I would sure MISS that Car……………………..rofl

LOOK: Start to get wrapped around the idea that it was over in the Fall of 2008. This is just the dying quivers. Stop waiting for "IT" to happen, "IT" already happened.
 

4:31 pm
February 24, 2011


Gallo

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I'm just messing with MW.  I don't have on-star.  I have implanated gps chips on the wife and kids.

4:57 pm
February 24, 2011


EN

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Sourdough said:


Damn, I would sure MISS that Car……………………..rofl


rofl It's a V-8. Too expensive to run anyways.

 

There's really no way my wife should be cluelessly doing her nails while in a public place. The doors are locked and she should be backing me up with eyes on. I always stress that with anyone I'm riding with. Secondly I don't keep my head down and pump gas. Thirdly, and the most important, I always put the keys in my socks before I get out of the car (I've been doing that for 20 plus years. I never leave them in the car and never put them in my pockets). Another trick/tactic is to always stand with your back to the door and pump the fuel with your left hand. If someone is going to get too me they'll have to do it through the car and my right hand is always "open" and being used to play pocket pool. That give me access to two weapons, the gas nozzle and whatever I'm carrying. Even if they did get to me or shot me they'll play hell stealing the car.

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex… It takes a touch of genius to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstien

5:12 pm
February 24, 2011


fifteenfifty

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EN said:

 I always put the keys in my socks before I get out of the car (I've been doing that for 20 plus years. I never leave them in the car and never put them in my pockets). 


If someone sticks a gun in your face and says "gimme the keys" will it really make a difference if they are in your pocket or not?

Myself, I'd hand them the keys wherever they were.  Trying to fish the keys out of your socks they's probably think you were going for a concealed weapon.

9:03 pm
February 24, 2011


EN

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Tell him, "they're in the car" and when he goes to look… I've alway assumed that from that point on it will come undone. But I guarantee that I'm not giving them the keys with anyone in the car. We each have to make up our mind on this and in the end it's already gone very wrong. What would you suggest, giving him the keys and letting him have your wife? I bet you wouldn't and if you did I would point out that there's worse things than being shot. Stall, buy time, and generally appear cooperative and hopefully I'll get a chance.Shoot I don't mind giving up an empty car, but no way will I let them take my wife, daughter, date, mother, grandmother, etc. Did I mention you wouldn't either?

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex… It takes a touch of genius to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstien

1:09 pm
February 25, 2011


Pete

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fifteenfifty said:

If someone sticks a gun in your face and says "gimme the keys" will it really make a difference if they are in your pocket or not?

Myself, I'd hand them the keys wherever they were.  Trying to fish the keys out of your socks they's probably think you were going for a concealed weapon.


Remember: the scenario that MW was depicting was that you had already left your keys in the car, and the choice was not opened to you. If this involved some of my ex's (not wives, but close enough) I'd think that my 'significant other in the passenger seat' had planned this all along, then I'd try to find the guy who ran off with my car AND my girl and thank him, because I got the better deal (a headache that will heal within a couple weeks, vs the headache he will have for the rest of his life!!!). OK, on a serious note, with my current wife, I would hope to hear a gunshot in the very near future as they drove off: I have my wife signed up for a concealed carry class and she has a few handguns already narrowed down as to what she's going to keep in her purse. Case solved!!! As for now, I'm very aware of my situation anytime I'm out of my car and in public and try to never allow myself to be vulneralbe if there's someone else within striking distance if I take my eyes down for too long. But you can't prepare for everything.

The United States' I grew up in no longer exists…click your heals, Dorothy: you're not in Kansas anymore!!

1:38 pm
February 25, 2011


EN

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OK, so a guy from Oakland (that would be me) decides to break the cardinal rule and leaves his keys in his car and they run off with my wife. If that's the only course open to me I try to get another car to give chase. This is problematic of course and by the time I get a car they will be long gone but if i do procure a car in time then the high-speed chase is on and the best case scenario is I pull them over and my wife isn't killed in a fury crash. At that point I call the police, wait for them to take action, get ahold of medical professionals to deal with the trauma my wife's about to go through, along with the appropriate testing for STDs and such, and know in my heart that I'm incapable of protecting my wife. Can you think of anything else to do after the fact?

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex… It takes a touch of genius to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstien

2:12 pm
February 25, 2011


EN

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Post edited 4:08 pm – February 25, 2011 by EN


I really want to hear what others see as the solution here? Admittedly I reject the "You stick your penis in a meat grinder. What do you do next?" Way of thinking. At some point there's no way out.

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex… It takes a touch of genius to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstien

5:03 pm
February 25, 2011


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What is there to do when your car and wife are gone? Stomp your foot and scream "come back".  Maybe you could think of ways not to lose the rest of your family while standing around with your head up your ass.

I can't really relate to this scenario because it would never happen to me. I would never get out with the keys still in the car nor would I ever allow someone to approach me with out my knowledge. 

"  When a well packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and it's speaker a raving lunatic." Dresden James 

5:42 pm
February 25, 2011


MW

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I posted this more along the lines of preventing the conditions that lead to the event, rather than what kind of hero you can be afterwards. I mean, c'mon, whose gonna jump in a phonebooth, twirl around and shoot out like a bullet towards the sky to save Lois Lane?


I just want people to be aware of possibilities. Not everyone on these forums are military trained, privately trained or seasoned to this sort of thing…

All the kings horses and all the kings men won’t be able to put the empire together again. -anonymous

5:55 pm
February 25, 2011


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MW can't post scenarios cause it is hittng the fan right now. In a way it's good that folks feel they have learned enough to troubleshoot you. While I may not agree it does give you some mental excercises to run through.

Funny how you change your responce between theoretical and pratical. Or at least it is for me!

6:15 pm
February 25, 2011


EN

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MW said:

I just want people to be aware of possibilities.


That's how I took it. However, when I provided preventive measures, based on seasoning there seemed to be some resistance to my advice, like I was violating the spirit of a game that's already over. rofl I like the scenario and took it as a great way to talk about how i prepare for such events and I assumed, perhaps incorrectly, we would discuss ways to prevent it. I hope you keep doing these little games as they're helpful.

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex… It takes a touch of genius to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstien

6:26 pm
February 25, 2011


jamie

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No, I love your stuff and use it MW. and I gain from other folks perspective as well. I really like how folks do troubleshoot and think of different ways to handle stuff. While I may not agree with all solutions. They give you plenty to think about!! Plus as hard up as Sour dough is looking for women he still wanted that V-8 rofl and it was a good rig.

6:36 pm
February 25, 2011


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The way to prepare for these kinds of scenarios (of the "do X or I'll shoot" variety) is to prevent them from coming up in the first place.  If someone happens to stick a gun in my face and demand something from me, I'll comply without resistance because it's better to "be a live chicken than a dead duck" (this is how I was raised).

To minimize the chances of this kind of scenario happening, situational awareness is the fist line of defense.  If something looks out of place and not quite right, it's better to leave the location first and ask questions later.  If I see a crowd of people milling about the gas station as I'm pulling up (and they aren't in mechanics clothing), I will go elsewhere for gas.  I fill up my tank once it reaches 1/4 full, so I usually don't "need" to fill up right at that moment.  I might change my "it's time to get gas" requirement to when my tank is 1/2 full (as I did during the gas lines of the 1970s) to give me a greater reserve.

I don't leave my keys in the car.  I usually lock the door, although I don't when I get gas (my tank is on the right side of the car, so my left door is unlocked while I'm filling up).  The station where I get gas has two islands.  I choose the one closest to the attendant's office (and farthest from the street) if I have a choice of which island to use.

My car happens to have LoJack.  If it's stolen, I give the 911 operator my number and the police can activate the hidden radio in the car to home in on it.  The perp has a good chance of getting caught, so I get the satisfaction of getting the jerk caught and recovering the car (my insurance company agrees with this idea so much that I get a discount on my car insurance).  There is nothing on the car to indicate it has this security measure, so the crook is taking a bigger chance robbing me than he realizes.

I'm usually alone when I drive, so passenger safety isn't an issue I have to worry about.

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8:10 pm
February 25, 2011


Boru

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My wife would pull out our car gun and shoot the perp in the head before he got the vehicle in gear.  Well, at least that's how I see it going down. 

 

On the other hand, being aware and making appropriate decisions goes a long way.  There are gas stations we avoid because they're unsafe.  We'll drive out of our way to fill up, buy groceries, and shop for other goods in peace.

7:46 am
February 26, 2011


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Jarhead said:

What is there to do when your car and wife are gone? Stomp your foot and scream "come back".  Maybe you could think of ways not to lose the rest of your family while standing around with your head up your ass.

I can't really relate to this scenario because it would never happen to me. I would never get out with the keys still in the car nor would I ever allow someone to approach me with out my knowledge. 


A f*&#inf MEN!  But then I sometimes forget that most people don't have my training.

9:17 am
February 26, 2011


Jarhead

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I bought a Ruger LCP a while back. I bought it because I wanted a pistol with me 24-7. The pistol is so small I can carry it in a pocket with no problem. When I go to town  I slip the pistol into my front pocket and when anyone looks a little "funny" or approaches me, I can slip my hand into my pocket on to my weapon. With a gun in your hand you are precious  milla-seconds ahead of anyone. That to me makes up for the lesser amount of power the LCP has.

 

So in the above scenario when I saw a suspicious looking zombie approaching I would have slipped my hand into my pocket to my pistol. Before he got to close I would have asked him what he wanted. If he continued to approach I would back away asking again what he wanted. If he continued I would expose the pistol and tell him to get the F$$K away from me, if he attacked I would put a hole in his chest. If he retreated after showing my pistol, I would get in my vehicle and leave as quick as possible. The point is to always keep as much distance as possible between you and a bad guy and always try and stay a step ahead.

"  When a well packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and it's speaker a raving lunatic." Dresden James 

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