Crab Apple said:
Jedi,
I would like to apply for a permit to occupy that captalistic 1%er Jarhead's posts.
Please place a disheveled angry looking Crab Apple in all of Jarhead's future posts and credit his post count to me!
OH and contact me by e-mail when I hit 1999 posts…..

Congratulations on inspiring many thoughtful dialogues ….. you 1%er. 
I've already launched a full investigation. Jarhead having all of those diamonds to himself just isn't fair to the rest of us who don't have any diamonds. 2000 posts? Who really needs 2000 posts? It's these types of 1%ers that take posts from the rest of us, so I think it's only fair to redistribute a few of those dirty blood diamonds. /Obama mode
Congrats Jarhead!
I hope you enjoy your diamonds.
I know how much you love flashy things like a diamond encrusted apple.
You're a one-man tour de force on GTA, and we salute you! 